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Mineral Tee

Our unisex premium tee, mineral washed to look and feel just like your favorite vintage tee.  Made from 100% ringspun cotton, the fabric is substantial but washed down and exceptionally soft.  Broken in for a lifetime of comfort and wear in 7 vintage colors.

 Features: Side Seamed. Retail Fit. Tight-knit.  Double-needle topstitched. Shoulder taping. 

 Fabrication: 100% Ringspun Cotton, 30 Singles, 4.3 oz. (145 gsm)

Heather Black Tee

  • 3.6 oz., 65% polyester/35% ring-spun cotton (unless otherwise noted)

  • Heat-set to minimize shrinkage

  • Ribbed crew neck

  • Taped neck and shoulders to provide durabilty

  • Double needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem

  • Tear Anywhere label

  • NAFTA Certified

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